Monday I didn’t ride, but packed my the Rig for shipping to Michigan. Goodbye! I finally have completed the flip. It took a while, maybe a little too long, but things went well considering. I’m now down to 1 MTB.
Yesterday I packed my road bike up for some PFW action. I haven’t went in a month or so, so I figured I was due. I was also ready to switch it up after riding the MTB for three days.
Anyway, I make sure I drink enough water all day and all that good stuff. Stop by Knapps and talk to my homie Drew for a tad. Get to the lot nice and early to get the parking spot in the shade, but someone else took my idea. Damnit! I packed three bottles because I figured I would need them. I talked to Max and Rick before we went off and ended up bailing on the third one in favor of looking pro. See Ben and a bunch of other familiar faces in the lot before we go off. Ben and another gentleman have told me the ride has gotten really fast. I didn’t think much of it, and off we went.
Nice easy roll out with a tail wind to make it even easier. Sit in behind Ben most of the ride. Eventually it kicks up the pace I’m familiar with and we start rotating. I feel in control at this point and not dying. Eventually about 40 minutes in, the yo-yoing of the group is starting to hurt. It feels like we are doing sprints, from 15 to 30 for 20 seconds. At one point I get to the front and slide over. Ben says “You’re going to pay for that” I nod my head as my heart is beating out of my chest as we coast through a stop sign and turn right. I hide back in the group and wait my turn.
Apparently Myles almost runs over a dog, as word spreads through the pack. I didn’t see it which kind of scares me. I would have been flying through the air clipped in my pedals if he ran over some dog.
We now venture onto a longer route and roads I don’t know, which was a surprise. I figured it couldn’t get that bad. I hit a pot hole that I couldn’t see behind someone in line and feel my water bottle falling out of my cage. It’s leaning against my leg and I end up saving it. Phew. Myles gives me props. It was going up a slight up hill, so I sprint to catch back on to the main group.
I’m starting to hurt at this point. I’m familiar with this feeling, and I know I can push through it. We head into the Turkey Swamp that I heard about in the parking lot. This is a nice twisty road and the pace is picked up even more. I’m not having too much trouble pulling through, with whatever pain hole I’ve put myself into.
I’m in the advancing line and I hit another pot hole. Hard. Bigger than the last one. I stop pedaling peeked down and see if my bottles were both in the cages. Nope. One is missing.
I just Capered my water bottle.
My FULL water bottle.
I have no water left.
I try to figure out WTF just happened. I don’t hear any carnage behind me. I feel the wind let out of my sails. I was 90% in the hole at this point, and this is just the icing on the cake. How am I going to finish another ~25 miles with zero water? I’m still in the advancing line at this point and complete my rotation. I can’t stop thinking how much this will hurt and how dead I will be if I don’t have any water.
I can feel my whole body start to hurt and I eventually pull the plug. I pull out of the retreating line and wave the rest of the group past as I ride the yellow line to the back.
59 minutes.
Ouch. I slow it down a little and try to regain my composure. I’m about 1 minute back at this point, and can still see the group. I’m praying for a stop sign, bumpy road, something. At the same time I’m not. I can’t keep this up. I see 2 turns they make and follow. Maybe I will latch back on. Maybe I will see an oasis of cool water that I can fill my remaining bottle up, drench myself and turn the pedals over and over again and feel amazing.
It never comes. I lose sight of the group and come to a 4 way stop. That’s it. I’m on my own and probably at the farthest point of the ride, again. Meh. I start to follow the compass back home. I’m looking down more than up at this point and get a little sketchy. I’m pondering how bad this will hurt on the way back. I turn the pace down to my cruising pace and just cruise around. I see farmers watering their crops and it makes me thirsty. Arg. I think about how I have to be at work early and how much it will suck.
I find myself on Stagecoach Road, which is familiar to me. This makes me feel safe. It doesn’t help its windy as shit, but being on a homey road makes me feel comfortable. Out of no where, A angel arrives on my rear tire. Another rider I recognize from the ride found me. I’m sure I cut the way they went somehow, but none-the-less we are together. We pick up the pace a tad (from 17 to 20) and rotate around a bunch of times. He (Dave, I think) has a skipping chain so we just want to get home in one piece. I tell him of my projectile water bottle and he alerts me of a Mom and Pop orner store ahead. I tell him I have my phone but no wallet, and he tells me to just use the bathroom. Great idea. I’m good at acting like I own the place. I stroll in with my lonely water bottle in my jersey pocket. I ask Old Man Rivers where the bathroom is and he directs me. It looks a little dingy as I walk into the back, but whatever. Water is water. I see the bathroom door and open it. It looks like a scene from a horror film. It has to be 2×2, no shit. No pun intended. I turn on the sink and nothing comes out. I almost throw up. I immediately run out of the bathroom and try and figure out WTF i’m going to do. I see a commercial grade sink right at the entrance and give it a shot.
The water is cold, and good. I fill up my bottle 1/3 of the way and down it, followed by filling up the rest of it and high tail it to the door. I normally wouldn’t drink out of something that looked like that, but desperate times call for desperate measures.
We head through Assunpink and holy hell, the wind is horrible. Leaves and branches are down all over the road. We both don’t fight the wind either of our turns.
We eventually see another fellow from the ride about 10 miles from home, which makes the ride home even easier. Even though the wind doesn’t. About a mile from the lot Dave is done, but at this point we can’t leave him behind. We sit up and just stroll back to the lot.
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I learned a lot today. Need to learn how to hide and not put myself in the hole so early. And find some better water bottle cages. I also need to do these more frequently, that time off really hurt me from remembering my inner roadie technique. I for sure would have been dropped on this ride, but I would have hoped to last just a tad longer in the main group. I also know that this is a fast freaking ride, and I’m just a beginner “roadie” roadie. All good in the hood. Just makes me hungrier for more.
I also got a really good mosquito bite from talking to Ben after the ride. :mad2: